Incest 3. 66 Weird Movies. DIRECTED BY: Christian Marquand. FEATURING: Ewa Aulin, John Astin, Marlon Brando, James Coburn, Ringo Starr, Richard Burton, John Huston, Walter Matthau, Charles Aznavour. PLOT: A nubile girl separated from her father wanders the U.
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S. meeting a poet, gardener, general, doctor, guru, and more, learning that men only want one thing from her. WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: Ah, the late 1. I have a personal affection for this suspect subgenre, which includes Casino Royale and Myra Breckinridge among other campy disasters. The whole mini- movement was inspired equally by “Laugh- In,” screenwriters with LSD connections, and Hollywood execs’ hopes of wringing the spare cash that hadn’t been blown on grass from out of hippies’ pockets.
Sadly, as the number of available remaining slots on the List of the 3. Best Weird Movies grows ever smaller, we have to be ever more selective, and Candy has neither the balls- to- the- walls weirdness nor the cinematic competence to challenge for a spot among the very strangest films. Slash Online Putlocker here. Having the even more stunning and misconceived Skidoo on the List to represent this shaky subgenre takes some of the sting out of reluctantly passing on this wild and wooly folly, though. COMMENTS: Buck Henry, fresh off an Oscar for The Graduate, wrote Candy‘s script.
Douglas Trumbull (the man responsible for 2. A Space Odyssey‘s “cosmic gate” scenes) did the opening and closing effects.
The Byrds, Steppenwolf and Dave Grusin appear on the impressive soundtrack. With that lineup of talent, along with a cast sporting multiple Oscar winners, it’s a shock how awful Candy can be at times. The blame can go to none other than director Christian Marquand (a successful French actor), whose second and final turn at the helm of a major motion picture was this financial shipwreck. Fortunately, at its best (er, worst), Candy is laughably awful, with enough “WTF?” moments (both intentional and unintentional) to keep your eyes glues to the tube. The plot is a series of nearly- satirical vignettes in which a cross- section of American manhood attempts to grope, seduce, and violate the naïve Candy, who only wants to find her missing father. It is, as the kids today say, kind of rapey; but the menaces the nubile Ewa Auin faces are so silly and absurd that it’s hard to take offense.
Carolyn watched as her lover walked by. After all the years that she'd been with him, the sight of his tight ass and taut, marine's figure still sent a wave of lust. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away. A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title. War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup.
Candy appears confused rather than frightened by the men’s advances, and whenever someone does score, she enjoys it, in the free love spirit of the times. Her molesters are, in turn, a drunken poet (Burton, as a teen idol version of Dylan Thomas); a Mexican gardener (Ringo Starr, who makes Charlton Heston look like a Guadalajara native by comparison); an air force commander (Walter Matthau); her father’s twin brother; two medical professionals (Coburn and Huston); an underground filmmaker; a hunchback (Azvanour); a self- appointed guru traveling the country in a big rig (Brando); and a mysterious cloaked figure. Among the male cast, opinions are divided on who comes off best and worst, but even if their performances are halfway decent (Coburn), the actor’s star is tarnished just by appearing in this mess. If you’re looking for weird bits beyond the spectacle of big names embarrassing themselves, we only need to point to the opening and closing, which imply that Candy is some sort of star child sex messiah. Then there’s the scene in a glass- bottomed limousine, shot from below; a drunken Burton making love to a mannequin; a wall- scaling hunchback; and every moment of Brando’s politically incorrect brownface performance as an Indian guru who teaches Candy both levitation and the advanced spine- warping version of the Kama Sutra. Individually, some of the sequences work, but the movie never gets a comic rhythm going, and even the horrible acting rarely elicits a chuckle. It does, however, get weirder as it goes on, coming to resemble a softcore “Alice in Wonderland” more than its original inspiration, Voltaire’s “Candide.” It’s one of those fabulous extravagances that could only have emerged out from behind of a cloud of smoke in the psychedelic era.
The eclectic cast and crew of the film adaptation fits Candy’s curious history. It started life in 1. Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg, which was originally banned but became a succès de scandale when it was republished in the 1. Candy” helped launch Southern’s career: he went on to write or contribute to screenplays for Dr.
Strangelove, Barbarella, Easy Rider, and the adaptation of his own novel The Magic Christian. Reportedly, Southern was not a fan of this 1. Watch What Women Want Online here. Candy was remade twice in 1. The Erotic Adventures of Candy and Pretty Peaches. Pretty Peaches, at least, was quite accomplished for an adult film, with bubbleheaded Desiree Cousteau arguably outperforming debuting Ewa Aulin, and has probably been seen far more often than this official studio- backed adaptation. Long neglected, in 2. Kino Lorber re- released Candy on DVD and Blu- ray, with interviews with Buck Henry and film critic Kim Morgan (Guy Maddin‘s wife) among the extras.
WHAT THE CRITICS SAY: “…a trippy, candy colored comedy with sci- fi and fantastic overtones, complete with a mindblowing cosmic finale. There really hasn’t been another movie quite like it, and for those who can handle cinematic head trips laced with chuckles and gorgeous visuals, this Candy is dandy indeed.”–Mondo Digital (DVD)(This movie was nominated for review by “kengo,” who rhapsodized “Cheesy sleazy patchy fun, with a bit of hit and miss satire and no discernible plot, but it does have Mc. Phisto! – Richard Burton at his best. Hollywood was good in the sixties.” Suggest a weird movie of your own here.).